zackisontumblr:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police

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cannyouudiggitt:

novac0caine:

I couldn’t find my lighter

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cannyouudiggitt:

novac0caine:

I couldn’t find my lighter

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(via cuntology)

(Source: intrnetfag, via cuntology)

So I put a lemon peel in my air tight container

now its way too moist! 

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versaceslut:

when straight people try to act victimized

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

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